Universally Speaking

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I hit 2,000 followers today so, as promised, here is my highly anticipated 2k giveaway!!

WHAT YOU GET

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• 1 natural sea sponge 
  
• 1 package of african incense to calm your nerves
  
• 1 package of hair ties
  
• 1 set of post-it notes to help you get organized
  
• 2 rolls of washi paper decorating tape (courtesy of The Paper Source)
  
• 1 soup mug (that comes with a lid!)
  
• 2 Sally Henson miracle gel nail polishes (your choice of color)
  
• 1 tin of candied lavender seeds
• 1 $15 iTunes gift card, to make yourself a killer playlist
• 1 LUSH shower gel
  
• 1 LUSH lotion 
  
• 1 PINK lotion
  
• 1 PINK body mist
  
• 1 can of silly string (because why not)
  
• and 1 blogilates “train like a beast, look like a beauty” infuser bottle (s/o to whoever’s instagram I stole that picture from. u the real MVP)
  

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

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• 1 LUSH bath bomb of your choice
  
• 3 of your favorite protein bars (or candy bars)
  
• 1 hand painted fan sign
  
• xx personal letters and notes that I will throw into the box as I pack it
  

HOW TO WIN

• REBLOG THIS POST 1 reblog = one entry. You can like to bookmark/if you like the lil’ red heart, but likes do not count as entries. HOWEVER: I know that if you mass reblog a post, it only shows up once so idk do with that what you will.
  
• YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME. Usually I don’t care so much about this one, but if you are not following me, you will not win. this is a thank you to the 2,000 people that I tricked into looking at my blog. you also want to be following me because I may offer extra entries in exchange for things… ;)))
• Check out my current BOTM (there is a link on my blog)
• No pro-ed/unhealthy ideas blogs/giveaway blogs
• Any other blog type may enter
• you must be comfortable giving me your address (I don’t have the time or energy to creep on you so this shouldn’t be a big deal)
• HAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN
• want 30 extra entries? you can get them if I pick you as my BOTM
  
• I WILL BE PICKING THE WINNER ON MARCH 20th USING A RANDOM GENERATOR. I will contact the winner on the 20th and they will have 24 hours to respond, otherwise a new winner will be selected

thank you for following me, you guys are angel babies

GUYS IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!! DO NOT SCROLL PAST!!!!

I will be picking the winner in two days. that’s right!! Two days! So if you want to win, you better get entering! if you’ve fallen behind on your obsessive reblogging, or just want to get an extra leg up, I am now offering extra entries to people who donate to my Relay for Life campaign. Just donate what you can and message me your name and dollar amount and I will give you:

1 extra entry per $1 donated

5 extra entries per $10 donated

30 extra entries per $20 donated

and 250 extra entries for donations of $50 or more

Even if you are uninterested in my giveaway please consider donating to me or my team. The American Cancer Society is a beyond worthwhile cause. your donations could save a life. If you or anyone you know has been effected by cancer in some way or another, join the fight, donate a dollar, and help bring us one step closer to finding a cure.

thank you so much.